The Wrap on 1/30

One man was so sad about the dismantling of Red Hook's beloved Revere Sugar Refinery, he got the damn thing tattooed on his shoulder. Looks itchy!
Blogger FiPS gives us a handy list of restaurants to avoid if you hate children.
Target's "McQ" Alexander McQueen collab will get a pop-up store on West Street during Fashion Week (2/14 and 15) so Manhattanites and visiting styley types can shop the collection well before McQ goods hit Target stores on March 4.
Bernie Madoff's UES apartment may go on the market, featuring… who cares? The dude's on house arrest. Meaning he'll probably be yours for the gaping at.
The "Dating a Banker Anonymous" girls may be fake. Or, rather, fakers who wanted real fame. Or something. Whatever, they got their book deal - isn't that all that matters to women named Lanie anyway? And does this surprise anyone who's ever read a sentence or two from the stupefying (bestselling) phenom that is the Skinny Bitch book?
Remember MTV's House of Style? The '90s mainstay is getting revived. Random models who are somewhat less interesting than original host Cindy Crawford are in talks to host.
A $100 discount at Le Cirque? It's twoo, it's twoo! And it's on Craigslist, of all places.
…ICYMI: Q: How bummed are you that you missed the Morrissey-themed speed-dating event? A: Very.

Remembering old Red Hook in tattoo form, a child-hater’s list of restaurants to avoid, and more bits and pieces from the NYC web