Someone over at free e-card site Cerebral Itch must have a major Maddow crush, because they've created more than a dozen Viva Rachel Maddow e-cards that play swoony tribute to the lovable power-pundit. Rachel as cupid! Rachel offering you a threesome! And perhaps our favorite, the valentine that reads "I love you like a lesbian loves the Constitution." Until someone answers our prayers with a line of Jon Stewart e-valentines, we're going to send these adorable WeeMee-looking e-Maddows to our loved ones.