The countdown to Halloween usually cleaves in terms of what the media covers: Either you're doing galleries of pugs costumed as hot dogs (and who doesn't love that?) or you're doing as many vaguely sinister kink stories as you can muster. Enter the New York Post, whose story about the "cat-loving Manhattan dominatrix" has all the makings of an instant classic, starting with the frankly genius header "Pussy-Whipped" (bet somebody got a big bowl of editor kibble for coming up with that one). Goddess Haley "uses the proceeds from her meet-and-beat sessions to save neglected felines." It's a twist on the classic hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold tale, except with rubber, whips and cats - cats everywhere! Up to 30 in her Bushwick apartment alone! It's like Halloween on steroids!
Did we mention there's a photo gallery? Yeah. You're welcome.