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    Are big, sexy boobs magic or science? Ladies who are accustomed to spraying Big Sexy Hair on their cleavage in the hopes of achieving similar results will be well pleased by the latest development to hit Midtown. The Daily Transom received an invite to a cocktail party to sample Talika's Bust Serum at a loft at Fifth and 29th. All sorts of strange things happen in the Flatiron District, but even for a place seemingly named after a hair care accessory, this is unusual.

    Talika is, amazingly, a legit French company, albeit one that offers offers DIY spa treatments. The party is sure to be a funhouse mirror with a parade of aging actresses and B-listers looking for a, er, lift for their sagging careers. The Observer reports the guest list with a healthy dose of skepticism though:

    In attendance (supposedly) will be ER actress Gloria Reuben, Sopranos actress Sharon Angela, TLC personality Stacy London, socialites Emma Snowdon-Jones and Anisha Lakhani, The Real Housewives of New York cast member LuAnn de Lesseps, bridal designer Lara Meiland, and Who's the Boss? actress Judith Light, who these days has found a home on Ugly Betty.

    According to the invite, guests will be greeted by models and bathing suits handing out samples of the serum. But let us get to the most fun part of the evening: 

    "In the Bust Serum Lounge, guests can learn more about the newest serum as well as have their picture taken that will then be projected onto a screen showing them the results of using Talika’s Bust Serum, a bigger cup!"


    And in these tough economic times, bust serum is the new alternative to going under the knife. That or just a new way for sleazy Frenchmen to legitimize rubbing creme on your cupcakes.