Some Miramar residents received a slip from the mailman last week saying they had a package waiting for them at the Post Office.
Little did they know that trying to retrieve it might arouse a different kind of package.
Instead of calling the Post Office as instructed on a little pink slip left in mail boxes, the number on the paper actually rang to a phone sex chat line.
“That’s it ... Oooh, you’re so big baby,” isn’t Postal code for “You’re package is ready for pick up.”
But that’s what people heard if they called the 1-800 number listed on the notice (along with a few other explicit details about sex phone chat).
U.S. Post Office officials called it an unfortunate mistake and wouldn’t comment on how many people received the phone sex slips. They said the problem appears to be contained to just the Miramar branch. The phone number on the pink slip ended with 2777 then the 8777 at the end of the Post Office's toll free number.
The phone number from the slips belongs to Internet Encounters, which professes to have only the “hottest, wettest selection in horny students, housewives and working girls.”
At $3.99 per minute, they had better deliver the mail, too.