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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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FAA Extends Ban on U.S. Flights to Israel as Conflict Rages

FAA Extends Ban on U.S. Flights to Israel as Conflict Rages

The Federal Aviation Administration says it will continue its ban on U.S. airline flights to Tel Aviv while assessing the danger of missile attacks following a rocket strike that forced the diversion of...

Infants Get Herpes After Ritual Jewish Circumcisions: Officials

Infants Get Herpes After Ritual Jewish Circumcisions: Officials

Two more infants were diagnosed with herpes this month after undergoing ritual Jewish circumcisions, the Health Department says.

Hundreds Attend Wake for Man Who Died in Police Custody

Hundreds Attend Wake for Man Who Died in Police Custody

Hundreds of friends, family members and advocates are expected to gather in Brooklyn for the funeral of 43-year-old Eric Garner, the man who died last week after the NYPD allegedly put him in a chokehold...

StubHub Users Targeted in $10 Million Hack Scam

StubHub Users Targeted in $10 Million Hack Scam

Cyber thieves got into more than 1,000 StubHub customers' accounts and fraudulently bought tickets for events -- from Yankee games to Jay-Z concerts -- through the online ticket reseller in a $10...

NYC Is Least Happy City in America: Study

NYC Is Least Happy City in America: Study

People living in the Big Apple are in rotten moods more often than people in other cities, according to a new study.

Abandoned Dog Couldn't Walk Under Matted Fur: SPCA

Abandoned Dog Couldn't Walk Under Matted Fur: SPCA

A dog found in an abandoned home was brought in to a Long Island animal shelter with fur so painfully thick and matted that the dog was barely able to walk, and authorities are searching for the...