One of these things is not like the other. Specifically, we're referring to the goofy-looking girl on the end in the fancy sailor outfit.
We'll be honest: Our first instinct, looking at this picture, was actually, "Cute!" The navy-and-white palette has a nice St. Tropez quality, and the red lips look good on her.
But the more we looked, the more puzzled we became. The gold buttons and gold piping on the blouse, the over-the-top platforms (did no one tell these women they'd be on what looks to be a PIER, for gosh sakes?), the high waisted silhouette that makes her look even MORE like a munchkin next to two glamazons ... It all makes us a little seasick.
